You don’t like me; you think I’m nuts
I don’t like you; I hate your guts
The world’s too small for two like us
But what are we going to do?
You’ll have to admit that we’ll learn quite a bit.
It’s hard to believe I love you on the other side when I hate you so much right here
I know we must have planned this on the other side and we haven’t a thing to fear
But when you start your bitchin’ and your blah, blah, blah
I wanna throw you out the window, but I don’t, because
I know I really love you on the other side
But I hate you so much right here.
They say we all are brothers and sisters and I believe that’s true
We’re in this thing together and that means me and you
So I guess we must have business and I don’t want to quit
But let me tell you in the meantime that I think you’re full of...
...It’s hard to believe I love you on the other side when I hate you so much right here
I know we must have planned this on the other side and we haven’t a thing to fear
But when you start your bitchin’ and your blah, blah, blah
I wanna throw you out the window, but I don’t, because
I know I really love you on the other side
But I hate you so much right here.
[Kazoo break]
It’s hard to believe I love you on the other side when I hate you, I hate you, I hate you so much right here
I know we must have planned this on the other side and we haven’t a thing to fear - except fear
But when you start your bitchin’ and your blah, blah, blah
I wanna pick you up and throw you out the window, but I don’t, because
I know you really love me on the other side
But I hate you so much - I hate your guts! - I hate you so much right here!
(Written Sept. 6, 1982)
© Pat and Jerry Grigadean, 1998